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From: Prince Charles

Umm, sorry to bother you and all, but I think you have a a typo in your Navigation Bar. You spelled the page about Prince Charles and how great I am, well umm, its spelled "Craig Ferguson". Now that is clearly a typo because there isn't a page that says anything about me so you must have mispelled Prince Charles as Craig Ferguson.

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Dear Prince Charles,

I am very sorry to inform you that Camilla is not up to date with her shots. She will not be able to run in the Kentucky Derby this year. Seeing as she is your pet, I think that it would be only best if you put her down yourself. There is a shovel behind the painting of Henry VIII in the parlor. It may take a couple of blows to take her down but I do hope you will be able to handle it. If not, you can always bring her on a long drive (I know she likes to stick her head out the window and slobber all over the car) to Sherwood Forest and let her roam free with her own kin.

Sincerely,
Patrick J. G. Treacy